Writing on Wine: Author Self Loathing

self_loathing001I’m going to start this series off with something a little more personal. There’s this ritual I’ve gone through once a year for the past five or so… I write a book- or even the draft of a book- I take a deep breath and then start to panic about what I do next. Then, I start to hate myself, and everything I’ve ever written. I’ve come to call it author self-loathing. It’s hard to explain to people who don’t write why this is such a big deal… most of the people in my life think I’m crazy to want to write so much and I’m sure it drives them more than crazy when I go into this fit of despair.

This past month, I finished the third and final installment of the Wasted series… I use the term finish in the LOOSEST of senses because it’s just a second draft, it hasn’t even been okay’d by my publisher, there’s no release date and it needs pretty much all the editing ever… I mean, I may have already come up with a cover concept- so what?

However, I still feel like I ended a story line… the story line. THE series I’ve spent five years writing. Ending a book is a combination of panic, relief, love and hate… it’s a conundrum of feelings that every author has to figure out once it’s written. So… what happens to me once I finish a novel and send it to my editor?

 

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This happens every time. I immediately begin making notes in one of my 10 notebooks about what I did wrong, possible plot holes and characters who need work. I don’t even consider the 100 thousand plus words I wrote and the months it took. I seriously debate writing my editor and telling her to just not bother reading it… wasting not only my time, but the time of close friends I’ve managed to annoy with my plot line discussions. Logical.

 

self_loathing003Finishing a book is kind of like PMSing… suddenly I just want anything and everything deep fried, covered in chocolate, or dripping with cheese to be in my face. I like to call this game the 4000 calorie hatred spiral. I don’t know why this happens- probably because there’s a level of depression associated with the lack of self-confidence in finishing a draft and waiting for your editor to tell you if it sucks or not… or I just want an excuse to tackle half of my dessert board on Pinterest.

 

self_loathing006There’s nothing like a slightly inconvenienced author being forced into a social setting and asked to think about something other than her writing . I used to think this was just me being a bitch, but turns out… a lot of authors I’ve talked to hate dealing with people- especially right after the massive brain energy spent on writing a book. I don’t mean to make spending time with my loved ones and friends sound like a chore… it’s not. In small doses- everything is fine… but throw me into a large gathering or have someone come to me with their own problems and I just want to run away screaming. It’s not because I’m unhappy- I’m actually really stoked that I accomplished something major… and I show it with chronic bitch face.

 

self_loathing007Why, why WHY doesn’t anyone else get what I’m going through? Because… they can’t. No one can- not even other authors. The need to be alone, the compulsive want to over-analyze my own word, the worry, the panic, the sheer anxiety. Sure, this screams therapist… but even she wouldn’t get it! So, I just kind of sit back and glare at everyone… convinced that’s it’s them- not me.

 

self_loathing008Yeah, it happens. That mixture of jealousy, impatience, mild narcissism and borderline crazy isn’t something an author can stop… I get into this place where I feel like:

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I feel like there isn’t much of a place to fit in with a few contract killing lunatics with a pension for wine… then a few will come along and prove me wrong. SEE ALSO: Rebekah Crane. Sometimes I wonder if I’d even be half the author I am without her guidance.

 

self_loathing011I cry… for no reason. My mother used to tell me only to cry when you’re sad, happy or physically hurting. NOT THE CASE HERE. Crying because you’re frustrated is the biggest waste of time and I love doing it. It’s kind of like emotional cutting. It basically solves nothing- it gives me a headache and makes my husband think I’m bat shit cray… but at least he’s in training to deal with it. I call this portion the wedding vow test.

 

self_loathing010What’s this sound like? I’m a shitty writer who needs instant gratification… not all the time, but just now, in this moment when I finished something big. OKAY, NOW WHAT? Give me fame, and fortune… and a swift kick in the CUNextTuesday. Nothing happens overnight, but when you finish a book, it seems like it should. No joke… it’s like I lean back and expect David Bowie- complete in Labyrinth costume- to appear and grant me three wishes for finishing a book that no one is even required to like. When it doesn’t happen… I hate myself. It’s fine. #ITSFINE

 

self_loathing012Write something else: much to the frustration of my husband, I just start writing something else. Bless his heart for putting up with me. He’s really good about supporting my dream, but he will flat out tell me I can’t write all day every day… HA… like hell I can’t. I mean I CAN… I just shouldn’t. For the sake of those closest to me… however, I did celebrate the ending of one series with the start of another. Something different. Different genre, different writing style (kind of) and it made me feel better. It will make me feel better until I finish it. Then… this shit starts all over again…

 

So, now I’ve gone through (yet again) another series of self loathing… and with the help of my friends and family (and watching the Stepford Wives remake)- I’ve made it through. I’m now smiling… because I accomplished stuff. Now, I’ll start obsessing over cover art, changing cover art and re-branding. #ITSFINE In the end, I’ve still written another book.

No wine pairing for this post… however, everyone likes a good Sangria.

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The Dark Carnival Cover Reveal

Last year, I had the pleasure of working with Pen and Muse for their Dark Carnival short story showcase. The idea came from the super sweet and talented Jolene Haley who decided to hold an open call for scary stories to post during the month of September and October.

This year, PM decided to turn the entire project into an anthology eBook and approached me to design the cover! Today, I can finally reveal my work and tell you a little more about the project and authors… and yes, my short is in the book.

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The air has grown crisp – October is here. With October comes autumn leaves, apple cider, and the siren call of The Dark Carnival. 

Will you answer its call? Will you heed the beckon?

 The doors are opening.

 Will you leave with your life?

In this anthology, several authors and illustrators explore the dark and hidden dangers that lie within a carnival that has come to town. But it is no ordinary carnival. It’s The Dark Carnival.

And when The Dark Carnival comes to town, there’s no promise that anyone can leave…alive.

Edited by: Jolene Haley, Kristen Jett, and Jessi Shakarian

Contributors include: Kat Daemon, Kristen Strassel, Julie Hutchings, C. Elizabeth Vescio, Mark Matthews, Brian W. Taylor, Kim Culpepper, Eli Constant, Mari Wells, J. Elizabeth Hill, Nicole R. Taylor, Ashly Nagrant, Kristin Hanson, Calyn Morgan, Tawney Bland, Roselle Kaes, Ken Mooney, Emily McKeon, Bobby Salomons, Ezekiel Conrad, Sheila Hall, Michelle Davis, Lucas Hargis, Vanessa Henderson, Ryan Bartlett, Debra Kristi, Jessi Esparza, T.A. Brock, Ruth Shedwick, Brian LeTendre, Amy Trueblood, Gregory Carrico, Jamie Corrigan, Kate Michael, Tyle Anne Snell, Alicia Audrey, Meghan Schuler, Jamie Adams, Wulf Francu Godgluck, J.C. Michael, Suzy G., Kristin Rivers, and Claire C. Riley.
*Final lineup subject to change

Add it: GOODREADS

 

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Writing on Wine

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Cheers to autumn. I hate pumpkin spice, but I love my fall season. So, in celebration, I will be writing about writing.

Starting in October, I’m running a weekly series of posts about writing, books, indie authors, and the whole process I go through- as chaotic as it might be at times. To even out this bumpy ride, I’ll suggest a certain bottle of wine for each post… urging you to drink responsibly… at home… where all the rest of us authors work on our alcoholism.

So far, the topic lineup includes:

  • Author Self Loathing: Finishing A Series
  • The Genesis of Wasted: Rise of the Fairholms
  • My Writing Process: Indie Publishing and hiring and Editor
  • Parental Guidance is Just a Suggestion // the four mothers of Wasted
  • Writing Crazy: Mental Illnesses in an Action/Dramedy
  • My Writing Process: Outlining, Plotting, Development
  • Guest Post: Fan Fiction: Wasted through the eyes of Candis Phlegm.
  • Designing Book Covers and Graphics
  • Elegance, Inc. and a Day with Kat Fairholm
  • Guest Post: Adapting Wasted by Jaime Burchardt

I am lining up a few guests bloggers, and am more than happy to accept other guests at this time. If you have a topic you’d like to tackle please feel free to contact me and I’ll give you my requirements for posting.

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California: Havi Stix

This weekend, I ventured to Redondo Beach, CA. I visit often since my sister-in-law lives there with her husband, Dave. Dave is a master at skateboard decks. His company, Havi Stix sticks to the old school way of making amazing skateboards.

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“My great uncle made a skateboard for my cousin back in the mid 70’s as things often get passed down we ended up with the board in our garage. I thought it was cool and different I tossed on some new wheels and hit the streets. People really dug the old school deck and often asked if it was for sale. I took the original board and stretched it to a 36” longboard. I smoothed out all the perimeter lines and the wheel wells to give it a sleek streamlined look. I wanted that traditional early skateboard look and feel I wanted to stick with solid hardwood.” -Dave Dean

I took Dave and our two nephews, Dylan and Jordan out to the Redondo Beach Pier for a photo shoot. Granted- these are only my iPhone pics… I will edit the actual shoot soon!

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